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sewerfight:

Posting “dick from a stupid girl” on Tumblr dot com and then waking up to find out, in a great deal of relief, that I’m a young centipede on the forest floor hiding under leaf litter. my cannibalistic mother, a much larger, red, chitinous centipede, has stopped pursuing me. I am comfortable and my goal is now to grow big enough to eat mice

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